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Someone that loves Mac computers so much that they are set on only mac. It may be caused by parents or just lack of using a Windows computer.
"I use Mac's at home and nothing else. People at school call me a Macman."
macman by Brian Cull January 2, 2006
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macman Machan Mackan macmac macana mamañema maxman Macan Macanda Macanic
Definition 1; A stick figure with OP superpowers and a cape, used to say OP for long

Definition 2; A big headed goofy idiot
Man, Kirby is such a macman in Super Smash Bros...
macman by BIGHUGEGAY April 18, 2022
An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011