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Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmakingright there
Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021
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dirty macking 

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
flirting, being ostentatious to attract member(s) of the opposite sex
where'd those girls go? i was really mackin' it to them
macking by Anonymous July 14, 2002

Mike Macking 

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
Mike Macking by Van Thos December 9, 2012

mamazing 

Something known for it's magical amazingness.
Rainbow Brite land is just one of the few mamazing places left in the world.
mamazing by abagofmuffins January 21, 2010

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.
Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010