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Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”
Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021
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dirty macking 

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
flirting, being ostentatious to attract member(s) of the opposite sex
where'd those girls go? i was really mackin' it to them
macking by Anonymous July 14, 2002

Mike Macking 

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
Mike Macking by Van Thos December 9, 2012

mamazing 

Something known for it's magical amazingness.
Rainbow Brite land is just one of the few mamazing places left in the world.
mamazing by abagofmuffins January 21, 2010

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.
Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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