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Archer McCallum 

Archer can be defined by one word "SIMP!".
"Oh look, it's Archer McCallum simping for Harper again." Or "Archer McCallum is such a SIMP."
Archer McCallum by CM DJDOM October 29, 2020

Mccallum High School 

Mccallum high school, is a school where you cannot walk through the hallways because the ghetto kids have their swagg on. When the white kids only know who Lil' Wayne is because he's a stoner. When one of your teachers is more beard than he is man. When everyone's trying to beat their Pokemon game by the end of the day. When you can steal a fire extinguisher from Mr. Rogers room without him knowing. When everything is tagged with "smoqueed" and you know Sofia has been there. When your sagging and our assistant principal sings "Pant's on the ground". Whenever you can get officer gwen's full life story in one lunch sitting just because she felt like you needed an attitude adjustment. When they cancle homecomming for "ACL". When you can sleep in the breezeway covered in newspaper for two class periods and no one even bothers to ask, and skip class and sit right outside of that class on the air vent :)
eyy fam Mccallum High School's got dat swag

McCallum 

To hold the joint for long amounts of time thus breaking the puff puff pass rule. Can also include stealing the lighter used to light said joint then asking for another to light it.
Guy 1: Oi mate pass the spliff.
Guy 2: McCallum much?
Guy 3: Shut up, it has gone out. Can I have the lighter?
McCallum by Atikz November 29, 2011

Thomas Jay McCallum 

stupid tall cunt that will bite you and lick you without your permission

he also likes men
bro Thomas Jay McCallum is so fucking annoying
Thomas Jay McCallum by fiddle68 June 20, 2022

McCallumed 

When a gorgeous girl who claims she is really excited to finally date you, bails last minute.
1. Dude, how did your date go with that gorgeous girl you met?
2. Never went, she McCallumed me!
1. She would... I always thought she was a bit of a butterbod.
2. No way man! She definitely isn't! You are only saying that because you termed the definition for butterbod!
1. oh ya, true.
McCallumed by robbie and alex January 11, 2009

macallum 

The weird stinky guy who sits on his laptop all day at school, he also enjoys manipulating people and sexually harassing them.
Girl:Omg that guy is such a macallum
Boy: Ew he smells like piss
macallum by anonymous February 17, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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