mcallum

Mcallum is socially awkward and he can’t find the perfect girl he’s shy and has little friends but if you get to know him you can talk for hours

Mcallum is that one

by Jas (&) May 23, 2020

Archer McCallum

Archer can be defined by one word "SIMP!".

"Oh look, it's Archer McCallum simping for Harper again." Or "Archer McCallum is such a SIMP."

by CM DJDOM October 29, 2020

Mccallum High School

Mccallum high school, is a school where you cannot walk through the hallways because the ghetto kids have their swagg on. When the white kids only know who Lil' Wayne is because he's a stoner. When one of your teachers is more beard than he is man. When everyone's trying to beat their Pokemon game by the end of the day. When you can steal a fire extinguisher from Mr. Rogers room without him knowing. When everything is tagged with "smoqueed" and you know Sofia has been there. When your sagging and our assistant principal sings "Pant's on the ground". Whenever you can get officer gwen's full life story in one lunch sitting just because she felt like you needed an attitude adjustment. When they cancle homecomming for "ACL". When you can sleep in the breezeway covered in newspaper for two class periods and no one even bothers to ask, and skip class and sit right outside of that class on the air vent :)

eyy fam Mccallum High School's got dat swag

by poopisthebest August 13, 2010

McCallum

To hold the joint for long amounts of time thus breaking the puff puff pass rule. Can also include stealing the lighter used to light said joint then asking for another to light it.

Guy 1: Oi mate pass the spliff.
Guy 2: McCallum much?
Guy 3: Shut up, it has gone out. Can I have the lighter?

by Atikz November 29, 2011

Thomas Jay McCallum

stupid tall cunt that will bite you and lick you without your permission

he also likes men

bro Thomas Jay McCallum is so fucking annoying

by fiddle68 June 20, 2022

McCallumed

When a gorgeous girl who claims she is really excited to finally date you, bails last minute.

1. Dude, how did your date go with that gorgeous girl you met?
2. Never went, she McCallumed me!
1. She would... I always thought she was a bit of a butterbod.
2. No way man! She definitely isn't! You are only saying that because you termed the definition for butterbod!
1. oh ya, true.

by robbie and alex January 11, 2009

Mallum

Mallum is a name given to a person at birth if they are shit at video games. There have been many Mallums including Mallum! in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. This player has a 0.7 KD and has an average of 3 game sense, compared to the 187623 game sense that players such as polo. have. However, Mallum's tend to only be good with M4-A1S's or AWP's because they are mega-faggots. Mallum is a fat cunt.

Person 1: Bro that dude is so bad, he just potato'd
Person 2: lmfao that niggas a mallum

Mallum looks like Gridlock. Gridlum

by Gridlum.XTN August 25, 2019