McCallumed

When a gorgeous girl who claims she is really excited to finally date you, bails last minute.

1. Dude, how did your date go with that gorgeous girl you met?
2. Never went, she McCallumed me!
1. She would... I always thought she was a bit of a butterbod.
2. No way man! She definitely isn't! You are only saying that because you termed the definition for butterbod!
1. oh ya, true.

by robbie and alex December 30, 2008

McCallum

To hold the joint for long amounts of time thus breaking the puff puff pass rule. Can also include stealing the lighter used to light said joint then asking for another to light it.

Guy 1: Oi mate pass the spliff.
Guy 2: McCallum much?
Guy 3: Shut up, it has gone out. Can I have the lighter?

by Atikz November 29, 2011

McCallum

A sexy blonde leprechaun-like man.

I usually like tall guys, but I don't mind some hot McCallum dick.

by VirginWoman March 03, 2019

Archer McCallum

Archer can be defined by one word "SIMP!".

"Oh look, it's Archer McCallum simping for Harper again." Or "Archer McCallum is such a SIMP."

by CM DJDOM October 30, 2020

chase mccallum

A guy who never wins medals and is very unsuccessful

Chase McCallum is weird and slow.

by Chase McCallum August 28, 2017

john mccallum

hes a fricken hottie that can satisfy ;) cyrstal blue eyes is the key to flirting in his department. he is all around awesome!

damn big bertha is a real john mccallum right now

by ribbit toads September 16, 2010

Mccallum High School

Mccallum high school, is a school where you cannot walk through the hallways because the ghetto kids have their swagg on. When the white kids only know who Lil' Wayne is because he's a stoner. When one of your teachers is more beard than he is man. When everyone's trying to beat their Pokemon game by the end of the day. When you can steal a fire extinguisher from Mr. Rogers room without him knowing. When everything is tagged with "smoqueed" and you know Sofia has been there. When your sagging and our assistant principal sings "Pant's on the ground". Whenever you can get officer gwen's full life story in one lunch sitting just because she felt like you needed an attitude adjustment. When they cancle homecomming for "ACL". When you can sleep in the breezeway covered in newspaper for two class periods and no one even bothers to ask, and skip class and sit right outside of that class on the air vent :)

eyy fam Mccallum High School's got dat swag

by poopisthebest August 13, 2010