McCallum

To hold the joint for long amounts of time thus breaking the puff puff pass rule. Can also include stealing the lighter used to light said joint then asking for another to light it.

Guy 1: Oi mate pass the spliff.
Guy 2: McCallum much?
Guy 3: Shut up, it has gone out. Can I have the lighter?

McCallum by Atikz November 29, 2011

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McCallum

A sexy blonde leprechaun-like man.

I usually like tall guys, but I don't mind some hot McCallum dick.

McCallum by VirginWoman March 2, 2019

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McCallum

Having a shamefully small penis

I feel bad for Seamore and his McCallum. It must be impossible for him to please a woman if he wasn’t also gay.

McCallum by Gaznar March 5, 2024

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Mccallum High School

Mccallum high school, is a school where you cannot walk through the hallways because the ghetto kids have their swagg on. When the white kids only know who Lil' Wayne is because he's a stoner. When one of your teachers is more beard than he is man. When everyone's trying to beat their Pokemon game by the end of the day. When you can steal a fire extinguisher from Mr. Rogers room without him knowing. When everything is tagged with "smoqueed" and you know Sofia has been there. When your sagging and our assistant principal sings "Pant's on the ground". Whenever you can get officer gwen's full life story in one lunch sitting just because she felt like you needed an attitude adjustment. When they cancle homecomming for "ACL". When you can sleep in the breezeway covered in newspaper for two class periods and no one even bothers to ask, and skip class and sit right outside of that class on the air vent :)

eyy fam Mccallum High School's got dat swag

Mccallum High School by poopisthebest August 13, 2010