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an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an undersexed overhorny person (usually pubescent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it's okay if it leads to sex.
(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she'd sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don't let me drink tonight guys, i'm afraid if i get drunk i'm going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl's name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she'd think you were joking.
macchi by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

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Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.
Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!
Machine gun sex by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Machine Learning 

1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.
Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{

cout<<"Enter your name";

cin >> name;

cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*
Machine Learning by Wammybarnut March 18, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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