A delicious drink that starbucks has made their own. It can be served iced or hot. It is a layer of each: vanilla syrup, milk, with espresso, and finally caramel.
When you sip the wonderful concoction that is known as the Caramel Macchiato, that Starbucks made their signature drink, you taste: the rich vanilla syrup, the frothy milk, the bitter espresso, and then the sweet caramel. And you sigh a sweet heavenly release of pleasure.
Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
A Starbucks beverage: steamed milk and vanilla syrup with the espresso shot(s) poured through the foam, topped with carmel drizzle. Also available iced.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!