macchia

troll-like being who's hamster like features contribute to the fact that she lives in the janitors closet at pennsbury high school running on a hamster wheel to power the janitors TV. That was a run-on sentence.

Ms. Macchia, the hamster like teacher at school, gave me D on my report card. I am not going to college. Thanks alot Ms. Macchia.

by bob shmob July 5, 2004

joe macchia

joe macchia is a kid who is nice,but also mean.If joe macchia says something he will do it no matter what it takes.If his best friend is hurt he helps,if a girl is being harassed he stands up no matter what.He is also a simp for girls.

that kid is litrally a joe macchia

by notjoemacchia November 7, 2020

Ralph Macchio

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019

Maccian

A species of human that are...
-Very weird
-Likes meme songs
-Lots of inside jokes
-So called "gifted"
-Hates popular kids

Look, that's a Maccian!

by posterolive2018 January 1, 2019

Ralph Macchio

The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.

Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.

by Evdonfbwunw August 16, 2017

Ralph Macchio

A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.

Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.

"Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid."

by jenny macchio September 16, 2020

machiavelli

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.

by g f b February 27, 2008