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Maesa
The most beautiful , funniest , girl you will ever meet . Any time you think she doesnt like she probaly does . She has a loud mouth but also has a lot of deep and dark secrets . She is really smart is well and will bring joy to your life . And have problems commiting to friends
Find yourself a Maesa !
Maasai jumping-jack
Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.
The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.
"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
Maasai jumping-jack by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
Marsaili
A beautiful and attractive girl. She is normally mistreated and not appreciated. Normally has a nice body with a rather large ass.
Marsaili by Hairy Snotter June 18, 2011
Maesie
One of the most amazing and beautiful girls you will ever meet. She can act crazy at times but everyone loves her. All her sisters try to help her but she is highly independent and won't ask for help.
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