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Maasai

A smart cute dark skin who seems like they don't care but deep down inside he really loves you.
"Maasai do you love me"
" Yes I do"
by Damani😍😘 May 10, 2015
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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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A beautiful and attractive girl. She is normally mistreated and not appreciated. Normally has a nice body with a rather large ass.
That girl is called Marsaili, you can tell by the size of her ass.
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maksai

It is an Assamese curse word
It i s very bad and used to express sudden feelings. Not good but bad
Like
(O maksai, harlu) o maksai, I lost.

It's like o shit tooo
It's meaning is complicated.
As there are variousions, but it normally mean mother's cunt or mother sucker

It's a bad word.

And if someone call u this
U definitely wanna kill him/her.
O maksai, harlu
O maksai, I lost
Maksai I will kill u
Tok marim moi maksai
by Fun Prop February 21, 2020
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masai barefoot technology

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.
Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.
by John Thurling May 21, 2008
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