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MVPuppets 

Kobe and Lebron in those sweet nike puppet commercials where Kobe and Lebron live together.
"Have you seen those MVPuppets commercials?"
"Yeah, those are hilarious!"
MVPuppets by R_Man June 18, 2009
Words you can keep
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
muppets by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.
Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!
milk muppets by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011

Muppets Take Manhattan 

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

Bunch of fucking muppets 

A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
Bunch of fucking muppets by Dino80 October 24, 2019
It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
It's not easy being green!
muppets by Ducky September 14, 2005
A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.
Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.
Muppets by Dupa December 10, 2003
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