MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024

Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy

God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

Puppetsexual by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019

mulletsexual 

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that have a mullet hair cut.

Oh you with the mullet! I am mulletsexual and I love you

I only have sex with you because you have a mullet. Sorry.

mulletsexual by andreas13 May 10, 2021