MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024

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MuppetSexual • mulletsexual • Puppetsexual

Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy

God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

Puppetsexual by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019

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mulletsexual

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that have a mullet hair cut.

Oh you with the mullet! I am mulletsexual and I love you

I only have sex with you because you have a mullet. Sorry.

mulletsexual by andreas13 May 10, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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