milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.

Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!

by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011