Definitions by PRAEst76

knurd 

"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."

knurd by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005

cack 

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."

cack by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

Bummery 

An alternative word for buggery, usually used to imply a consenting interaction between two fellows.

"The place was rife with bummery and other such degerate activities."

Bummery by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

beating 

Generally used to imply someone was driving a point home in a conversation or lecture, possibly in an annoying or tedious way.

"He kept beating on to me about how important it was to wash my hands afterwards..."

beating by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

lad

An alternative word for the male member. Often used in Ireland.

"He took his lad out and waved it at Father Byrne. My mother nearly died!"

lad by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

muppets 

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

muppets by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005