A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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Momotaro = Peach Boy
by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
Get the Momotaro mug."Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."
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Get the mortard mug.Mootaz is a rare arabic name. The meaning of the given name represents idealism, intuition, romance, generosity, creativity, wisdom and tolerance.
An idealist who dreams of living in a harmonious world. People with this name tend to be naturally loyal and compassionate. Developing those qualities further can be beneficial.
Service is one of his key beliefs! He know that something is only given once it is earned.
Eager to learn his curious and tolerant essence likes progress. Not the biggest fan of secrets. Rather than keep them he want to unveil them.
Perceiving other peoples feelings on a deeper level is made possible by his distinctive empathy. This essentially let's him read others like an open book.
His interest in psychology can lift his observational and deduction skills on a completely different level.
An idealist who dreams of living in a harmonious world. People with this name tend to be naturally loyal and compassionate. Developing those qualities further can be beneficial.
Service is one of his key beliefs! He know that something is only given once it is earned.
Eager to learn his curious and tolerant essence likes progress. Not the biggest fan of secrets. Rather than keep them he want to unveil them.
Perceiving other peoples feelings on a deeper level is made possible by his distinctive empathy. This essentially let's him read others like an open book.
His interest in psychology can lift his observational and deduction skills on a completely different level.
by TheNamedOne May 29, 2018
Get the Mootaz mug.Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011
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