mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

mooter

An old jazz musician term for marijuana from the 1930s. Part of the secret lingo used for public obfuscation.

"Hey bro, you got any mooter on you? I'm out."

by Red Ipson September 18, 2011

mooter

An Ugly person, mainly females! Used in south-east UK or modern cockney

Look at her she's a right mooter!

by TLC-PS3-2007 June 3, 2007

mooter

A man scooter which is used by people from the area of Dudley.

Usually they crash when trying to pass people.

I spoke to Mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to pass someone on the pavement.

by Acora! June 6, 2013

mooter

a person who does not MOOT about how beautiful someone looked the day before or look now.

I am not a mooter to nice people.

by insaneazn March 31, 2010

Mooter

when a guy has a male version of breasts, either by extra fat or from working out aka man hooter

WOW, that guy has some serious mooters

by Gas Man Chris October 21, 2009

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother

Mooter , make me dinner bitch!

by Evan April 30, 2004