MOOOPIE

A LOVING MAN/GENTLEMAN

MY BOYFRIEND IS A MOOOPIE

by BERTOL December 5, 2011

Moopie

A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.

Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.

Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.

by Mini Moopie May 21, 2009

Moonpies, The

Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.

The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.

by LAURi* May 13, 2005

oklahoma moonpie

when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face.

Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an oklahoma moonpie.

by seth2780 April 5, 2008

Moolpie

A black pirate.

Some Moolpie just tried to break into my break into my car.

by WorldOfWalls January 5, 2021

crimson moonpie

when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.

bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie

by KirtNKristy November 18, 2011

mississippi moonpie

a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)

1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!

by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011