MOMZER

This is a Yiddish word that literally means Bastard.

That Momzer tried to take advantage of me.

by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005

Monzerath

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.

Monzerath is the best friend

by Smartypamts July 18, 2016

Mozzer

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018