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Mommergency
objectively
non-urgent
concern
that nessessitates a panicked
phone call
, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
It's okay
, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to
sleep
.
by
Neon Thrush
November 24, 2018
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