Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

momurgency

Emergency when someone is bleeding or dead. Momurgency when your mom texts and calls repeatedly because she thought of something she needs to tell you immediately.

Mom. I was in class but saw you called 3 times in a row and texted “Call Me.”. Is this really an emergency or a momurgency?

momurgency by TheCreative May 25, 2018

memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009

Mcmergency 

When you dial 911 from a fast food restaurant or sub shop because they screwed up your order or don't have what you want and you're too stupid to figure out how to handle the situation on your own.

The woman who dialed 911 because she couldn't get her Mcnuggets was having a Mcmergency

Mcmergency by kevinz March 4, 2009

memergency 

Meme emergency.
When you're in need of a specific meme you cannot find, forgot to save when you had the chance or while are on to go and don't have access to your meme folder.

Please help me Laura, I have a memergency! Send me the one with kermit in his car, going to get more tea!

memergency by Michikohime December 31, 2016

memergency 

When you have the perfect opportunity to plug a meme you cannot find.

When you ask your friends to help you find meme(s) for a situation.

"Can you send me that meme with Kermit driving a car? I have a memergency!"

memergency by Michikohime July 3, 2017

Mewmergency 

Any time that a cat is having a crisis. This includes just having pooped, needing a snack, or really no reason at all. Often times is accompanied by prolific meowing and running around the house like a maniac.

Meeple is meowing like crazy for a snack. He's having a mewmergency.

Mewmergency by Miniktty February 5, 2021