Definitions by itcreaks

evils 

towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight

A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"

B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."

A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"

B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**



(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)

evils by itcreaks June 29, 2004

hash brownies

very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.

"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*

hash brownies by itcreaks June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

gone pear-shaped by itcreaks June 28, 2004

Mozzer 

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004

beef 

a townie term for violence

"There will be Beef."

beef by itcreaks June 28, 2004