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Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.
"Death to the infidels!"
by KHD October 18, 2003
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being β€œthe infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.
Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.
by Lateralligator April 28, 2010
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one who beats a terrorist with a trout
Whoa! Look at that infidel beating the crap outta taht terrorist with that bloody trout!
by muh May 15, 2003
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One who is to be ridiculed. Especially one who disagrees with your point of view or a Microsoft executive.
by Lord of Defectiveness March 28, 2004
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An Infidel is a non believer of the Islamic faith. One way of proving you are not an infidel is wearing full islamic garb, carrying either an RPG or a AK-47 around, and constantly shouting "Allahu Akbar."
"That man is not a true believer."
"He must be an Infidel."
by B_ShmurdaGS9 February 11, 2020
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