Momper

a person who leeches off others for money, food, or clout while contributing absolutely nothing to their own life. usually found making excuses, blaming everyone else, and vibing off short-term comfort while their entire life burns down in the background.

dude sat in the same hoodie for three days straight begging for favours like a true momper, deadbeat behaviour at its peak

by JE SUIS POIS HORNS April 16, 2025

Momper

a person who leeches off others for money, food, or clout while contributing absolutely nothing to their own life. usually found making excuses, blaming everyone else, and vibing off short-term comfort while their entire life burns down in the background.

“bro get a job or at least wash a dish you acting like a whole momper right now”

by JE SUIS POIS HORNS May 7, 2025

Moper

A person who's always depressed.

Look at that guy. He's such a moper.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011