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MOBSTERZ

An extremely badass person who takes bitches to the cleaners foo! They strongly dislike emo barbies and fake bitches yo. They look cooler than bikers and they kick it in arcades with no money! They will not hesitate to jack a lil kid for his light up shoes.
Amandatelli, Latashiano, and Jaysagna.
Damn yous guys are bout to get jacked by them mobsterz right dere!
by L&A January 24, 2008
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Mobster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!
by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019
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mobster

by AYB March 30, 2003
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Fiedero Mobster

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster
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mobster

An Italian/Sicilan sworn by the Code of Honor (Omerta) into La Cosa Nostra.
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.
"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."
by the storm drains May 19, 2009
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Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.
We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill
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