mobsterbate
verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .
mobsterbate by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015
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monksterbate
monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007
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Monsterbate
1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.
2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.
3. An actual monster's masturbation.
2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.
3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."
"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."
"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."
"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008
masterbate
masterbate by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022
Masterbaterium
A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
musterbate
musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005
Monsterbation
1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009
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