missed 

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.

Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."

missed by Chopper Charlie November 19, 2010

Missed 

Aw come on... Admit it. You guys missed me.

Iam "Is the vote section closed to everyone or is it just me?"

Hym "If so, that was us! Hahahahaha! Oops!"

Iam "Yeah... Sorry...."

Hym "Nah, they love it. They missed us. Back by popular demand! And our fanbase consists of all the right people (They're cheap assholes who don't give us any money) but they are the people who were intend to be fans."

Iam "I kind of thought our absence would go unnoticed."

Hym "Not that we're doing this for anyone other than ourselves. Just know that your response to this has been hilarious. I'm greatly amused. Which (in the context of solipsism) is your role in life. Great work!"

Missed by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

missed the boat 

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

missed the boat by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact 

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

missed contact by timlight April 23, 2020

missed connection 

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

missed connection by bellewasok April 11, 2005

missed guacortunity 

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

missed guacortunity by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

missed two birds with one stone 

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

missed two birds with one stone by shane2012 November 8, 2009