Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity