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malding
When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
Maldzheimer
Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.
It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.
Maldzheimer by Filamach December 25, 2019
Mald
Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
Maldlet
Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.
Maldlet by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020
kirstie maldonado
Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.
kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016