When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

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Maldzheimer

Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.

It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.

Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.

Maldzheimer by Filamach December 25, 2019

Mald

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.

"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"

Mald by Sauha_ June 4, 2019

Maldlet

A portmanteau of malding and brainlet i.e, someone who is both mald or malding and a brainlet.

Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.

Maldlet by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

kirstie maldonado

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026