Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

Maldini by Saitacha January 11, 2020

maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

maldini by mileeee April 19, 2007

maldini

The best defender in history. He played in the best team called Ac Milan all of his life and played the most minutes in the world cup. So much experience and is very smart. Won 4 champions leagues. The captain of milan right no. 39 years old. Gets injured a lot right now and gets tired from his age and does not play a lot from the injuries. LEGEND!!!

Maldini is Maldini a legend

maldini by Amer Al-Daraghma March 5, 2007

mislav maldini

the most beautiful creature on this planet. in the universe too, probably.

wow, he's almost as beautiful as mislav maldini!!but almost.

mislav maldini by neka tamo zenska ko zna September 21, 2018

mislav maldini

the most beautiful creature on the planet. in the universe too, probably.

wow, he's almost as beautiful as mislav maldini!!but almost.

mislav maldini by neka tamo zenska ko zna September 21, 2018

malding 

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding 

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019