malding 

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding 

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

malding 

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

malding 

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Malding 

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

Malding by El Mao April 24, 2020

Malding 

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

Malding by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022

Malding 

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

Malding by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019