Malden 

A city "just outside Boston" on the Orange Line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. Though there is practically nothing in Malden, EVERYTHING is no further than 20 minutes away, including the beach, Downtown Boston, and the woods.
It is also one of the most culturally diverse places in the Boston area.

Medford + diversity - trees = Malden

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Just outside Boston.

Person 1: O, where abouts?

Person 2: Malden

Malden by I <3 Boston May 17, 2006

Malden 

A place "right outside of Boston". AKA the dirty den, which gets its name from the people residing there - Filled with mostly stoners, wanna be hipsters, wanna be jocks, wangsters (that get suspended from MHS for drugs, violence, ect.), your typical basic bitch(wearing the basic bitch uniform = uggs jeans north face jacket and bone straight hair). Populated with every race on the planet and the typical working class family. There is nothing exciting to do in Malden, so don't go there if you are looking for a good time, but being right outside the city you have plenty of options.

wangster: The " maple wood gang "

Wangster 1: Kehd lets go get shit faced in front of malden high
Wangster 2: yeah doood I already got expelled, I'm D

Malden by maldentrash October 13, 2011

Malden 

A city right outside of Boston (8 miles away). A city with mostly lower middle class and working working class people. Malden does have residents who reside in certain parts of the city who have more money. Malden has a lot of Haitians , Chinese, North and East African , some Brazilians and growing Spanish community . Also has whites that have been living there for decades. Malden is a nice city but it’s hood also. Gangs , violence , drugs ect. Whatever happens in the ghetto it happens in Malden too just not to the degree of a big city. Long as you mind your business you’ll be fine. Other cities hate on Malden it call Malden soft. It’s a misguided statement because they people they beef with may not be about it. But Malden got niggas down to do life or the right cause . Good people but just like any other city the money make niggas do anything. Also referred to as the Dirty Den or the Den.

Malden like lil Haiti . Mad Haitians bro

Malden by Malden781 December 17, 2019

Malden 

Graffiti on top of the Iceland which says 'welcome to Malden' in the town of Maldon,Essex which has prompted many in the town to call Maldon Malden instead of its real name

"Did you see the Graffiti on top of the iceland i guess Maldon's called Malden now

Malden by JoobertLoobert January 30, 2018

malden high school

MHS is an urban high school about ten minutes north of boston(by revere, everett, medford). You can find every type of person at mhs...black white latin asian native american middle eastern, you name it..people from every country on the planet at the school. There is a lot of trouble there caused people who are in/ think they are in gangs(drugs, fights, etc); the school does not have a good rep for being so "ghetto" and is a place most want to avoid; people only go because they have to. However, there is also a decent number of students who succeed, and for the most part, the different types of students get along and value their diversity and have a desire to succeed.

Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.

(outside malden high school)

wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.

wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.

honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.

wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
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honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.

teacher: truth.

malden high school by beaniebaby4398 May 18, 2009

Malden, Illinois 

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

Malden, Illinois by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

Malden Man 

A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of Middle Eastern and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from Northeastern University. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.

Wael is the epitome of the Malden Man - - I'd think twice before asking him out . . . again.

Malden Man by Eletra Ariadne November 22, 2010