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M.T.S 

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Acronym for Market Terminating Slut: (emm-tee-ess), slang, also pronounced: MuTS (muhts)
*1.) Term used to describe the women who reduce or terminate the market of available good men. The selfish, insecure, or unfaithful female who had a good man, but ruined him for the rest of us.

*2.) In the adult entertainment industry (exotic dancers, professional escorts, etc.), term commonly used to describe females who hate because they lack either the courage or physical beauty to be compensated for providing a man pleasurable experiences, so they do the same thing for free (or for minimal gain such as lunch or dinner) with multiple men who are not THEIR man. Usually a hybrid combination of Lunch Ho and sick ho, typically justifies her behavior rather than feel ho-guilt.
Examples:

*1.) "Paul is a great guy, but he has trust issues and commitment issues because his ex was an M.T.S.

*2.) "Girl, these MTS are f'ing up the game. "

Happy, secure woman: "Of course I don't care if my man spends a few dollars at a strip club with his friends on his birthday. I know he'll come back home ready to give ME a party. At least he's not out screwing around with MTS."

Sad, rightfully angry woman: "My man doesn't come home at all. He's probably in a parking lot somewhere with his sidepiece right now. That nasty M.T.S."
M.T.S by lolabunnie December 27, 2012
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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

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I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

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I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E

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lanz will love puja way more than she will ever
its proven by here
and its a fact
and you cant say nun ab it
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E and thats a fact
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E by jhon guy August 8, 2021

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t 

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i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

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Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
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