"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..
M.O.T.S AKA Money On The Street is the most notorious Gang in Hampshire😨 These people do not fuck around they haven't killed thousands of people😨 They are based all over Hampshire but there leader and his boys are based in fareham👍🏽 police know of mots and the crew leader bribes the police with money to get them to jog on😇 Also they have a crew for girls called B.O.T.S AKA Bitches On The Street
To sum it all up this crew is blessed by the M.O.T.S Lord And the M.O.T.S and is not to be messed with they are highly dangerous so be clear of them all.
Medical Orientation Training School.
A ten day school in Texas Wing Civil Air Patrol where you are initiated into a cult, you chant things from Finding Nemo, and use bleeding kids as class projects. It’s a lot of fun.
But on a more serious note, it’s a fantastic first aid school, it last for ten days and is usually located in Nacogdoches, Texas. I highly recommend attending.
Cadet 1:What’s MOTS?
Cadet 2: MOTS!!
All MOTS cadets: MOOOOTTTSSSS!!!
Cadet 2: M.O.T.S !!! is the best first aid school I ever attended, and it has more committed alumni than most British boarding schools. M.O.T.S!!! Stands for Medical Orientation Training School.
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y * Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”