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The worlds greates basketball player next to Larry Bird and David Robinson. Short for Michal Jordan
M.J. is the man
M.J. by Maulinator9 April 8, 2004
a girl who first made some dinosaurs out of clay then brought them all the way from NY to NC just for some jerk she barely knew, that just happend to instantly fall for her. eventually fell in mad love with her while she kept him happy scratching his back, then she went home and i was sad, then she came back. and i made her a dinosaur. and we made mickey pizza. and i love her more than the sun the moon and the stars. a sexy orange lil pumpkin that kicks ass at sticker making and rages life and makes her boyfriend feel amazing.
random: "M.J. is your booasaur?"
me: "absolutely, yes"
M.J. by booasaur July 12, 2009
Most retarded of all hippies, usually appearing with long hair and a Jew nose of unbelievable proportions. Often appears with a cat that looks to be a small cow. Be cautious of this particular string of retarded hippie.
Disc Jockey + M.C = M.J
Im a M.J - give me the mic or the mixer - Gets me!

Dat man ent just an M.C he's a D.J as well.
M.J by ~Dark.1~ December 21, 2004
the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️
damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy
M-J by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021
Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!
O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!
O-M-J by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! November 14, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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