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(n) short for 'mother f**king joke', a joke/scenario/situation that is so ridiculous that one cannot believe their eyes or ears, users use this word in lieu of cursing, yet still want the powerful energy behind the word to come through so the word user feels expressed
'This year was a m'joke.' - a person describing the year of 2020
m'joke by Michellita December 23, 2020
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

I'm Da Joker Baby

A classic line from the one and only joker
Specifically from a weird play
"Why are you so crazy?"
"I'm da joker baby!"
I'm Da Joker Baby by CBT_Rogue September 26, 2020

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026