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Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!
O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!
by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! June 02, 2011
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Oh my Jah!
In reference to the Jah Rastafari movement.
Sally: Did you hear the ZOMPOC started in Newark?

Jamie: OMJ! Run Nicka!
by XxjanetxX September 26, 2011
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Oh Michael Jordan. According to my wife and kids; Michael says it because he doesn't like using the lords name in vain, so instead, the next best thing.
Guy: I just swished from half, backwards.
Girl:OMJ! Oh My..ckle Jordan, awesome!
by MJfan1963 December 08, 2011
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Jonas Brothers Fans invented this awesome word meaning
"Oh My Jonas"
People who aren't fans of the Jonas Brothers
or are just clueless often mistake it for
"Oh My Jesus"
Alyson: OMJ! did you go to the JB concert last night?
the Jonas Brothers were amazing!

Jessica: OMJ! yes!! I had the time of my life!
the Jonas Brothers rock!
by AshleyCandy March 22, 2008
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OMJ - Acronym for "Oh My Jonas!", used by fans of the Jonas Brothers. Taken from the internet term OMG. Note how "Jonas" has replaced "God" - the Jonas Brothers are a pop/rock icon that millions of girls everywhere worship.
"OMJ! That is so cool!"
"OMJ, did you go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?"
"OMJ, Nick J is off the chain!"
by Darian! July 18, 2008
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text version of the phrase 'Oh My Jon'. Used within the Fueled by Ramen fanbase as an exlamation to anything shocking or exciting. Was named after Jon Walker, bass player for the band Panic at the Disco.
emo girl one: OMJ the jonas brother's fans stole our acronym

emo girl two: but we've been saying it for two years!

emo girl one: I KNOW
by deathtoglitter February 26, 2008
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