O-M-J

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!

O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!

by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! June 03, 2011

n/m/j/c

Nuthin Much Just Chillin.

T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............

by Tay409 December 10, 2006

L double M J

A crazy group of four teenagers that have nothing better to do than hang around in an art room after school drawing random shit and crazy fantasy puke on the board then signing it "L double M J" and ditching.

"Dude, this morning I found the whiteboard covered with mutated Pokemon, ducks, and random messages hidden behind student's artwork."

"Any idea who did it?"

"Yeah, L double M J... whoever that is."

by LdoubleMJ's M February 03, 2009

J + M

Meant to be together. Firstly there will be some fights(cute figths) but once you accept the fact you have to be together you are going to be a lovely couple

J + M got married 1 month after they got together

by 1j April 09, 2021

j/m

just masturbating.. or just masturbate

Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!

by SEXiiBiTCh69 January 28, 2004

J M

A sexy-ass mo fo who don't f around/ you can usually find them swimming in pussy. Member of błoód

Woah. That guy's a boss-ass-bitch. He must be a J M

by Yo_daddy April 25, 2017

J&M Stage

When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.

John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!

by mrchillout01 June 15, 2017