M-J 

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

M-J by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

m.j.

MARY JANE! or marajuana

i LOOOOOOOVE m.j.

m.j. by baby girl November 17, 2003

M.J.

The worlds greates basketball player next to Larry Bird and David Robinson. Short for Michal Jordan

M.J. is the man

M.J. by Maulinator9 April 8, 2004

M.J.

a girl who first made some dinosaurs out of clay then brought them all the way from NY to NC just for some jerk she barely knew, that just happend to instantly fall for her. eventually fell in mad love with her while she kept him happy scratching his back, then she went home and i was sad, then she came back. and i made her a dinosaur. and we made mickey pizza. and i love her more than the sun the moon and the stars. a sexy orange lil pumpkin that kicks ass at sticker making and rages life and makes her boyfriend feel amazing.

random: "M.J. is your booasaur?"
me: "absolutely, yes"

M.J. by booasaur July 12, 2009

M.J.

Most retarded of all hippies, usually appearing with long hair and a Jew nose of unbelievable proportions. Often appears with a cat that looks to be a small cow. Be cautious of this particular string of retarded hippie.

Example: M.J. Michael

M.J. by Screw You M.J. Heh Heh Heh Heh January 19, 2009

M.J

Disc Jockey + M.C = M.J

Im a M.J - give me the mic or the mixer - Gets me!

Dat man ent just an M.C he's a D.J as well.

M.J by ~Dark.1~ December 21, 2004

O-M-J 

Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!

O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!

O-M-J by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! November 14, 2011