Lyingness

A apparent fierce, impressive and honest woman
But is actually living in a fantasy, can't tell the truth about what she had for breakfast and dates different men at the same time telling each she loves them as she's got serious dad issues

Also can't box for shit despite claiming she wins matches for charity

The Lyingness told stories that were too good to be true, even with video evidence on YouTube that proved she was lying

by Octavian April 2, 2018

lyiness

The Lyiness is a strange creature
Creating fantasies for her male victims, making up stories over many months to lure the chosen male victim(s) into a false sense of sympathy and care

It's chief hunting strategy is the persecution complex, bullshit stories and outrageous claims of impressive accomplishments, none of them true.

Sometimes going by her boxing nickname the Lioness, she can't tell the truth about what she had for dinner let alone about how many guys she's got on the go

The Lyiness thinks she can finish uni in one year

by Octavian April 2, 2018

lovingness

noun for the feeling of horny summer evening vibes with shitty art and not so shitty music

winter depression is over baby. all for this lovingness vibe

by randombitchjusttryingherbest March 1, 2020

4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.

-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....

by Solastor September 29, 2011

longness

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.

"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."

by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

Linkness

That one guy who always swears when angry

"Oh no, Linkness is raging, run"

by KaliWolfe May 10, 2022

maximum likingness

the optimum time to post your photos on facebook so they obtain as many likes as possible. its a thing.

"oh, i'm going to post my photo in the morning so it can get maximum likingness!"

by prevaivishsuvindhoora February 17, 2013