Linkness

That one guy who always swears when angry

"Oh no, Linkness is raging, run"

by KaliWolfe May 10, 2022

4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.

-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....

by Solastor September 29, 2011

lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS October 10, 2007

Linkless

having no links in social media bio. refers to having no prospects of personal/career advancements in the works, thus having nothing to link to.

"He's not working on anything right now, I checked his instagram and he's linkless"

by 1drhu January 30, 2024