longness 

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.

"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."

longness by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

Logness monster 

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

Logness monster by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

Lengness 

A way of saying leng

Jose:bro what are you doing
Miguel:I’m admiring her lengness

Lengness by Wasteman88322 May 2, 2021

Logness Monster 

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

Logness Monster by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

natural lengness 

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit

Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness

natural lengness by Big boy DOLO June 3, 2023