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longness 

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.
"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."
longness by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

maximum likingness 

the optimum time to post your photos on facebook so they obtain as many likes as possible. its a thing.
"oh, i'm going to post my photo in the morning so it can get maximum likingness!"

lovingester 

Lovingester is when you love someone or something in a special way.
Wow I really lovingester you!
lovingester by Mr.Satisfied January 7, 2017

Lyingness 

A apparent fierce, impressive and honest woman
But is actually living in a fantasy, can't tell the truth about what she had for breakfast and dates different men at the same time telling each she loves them as she's got serious dad issues

Also can't box for shit despite claiming she wins matches for charity
The Lyingness told stories that were too good to be true, even with video evidence on YouTube that proved she was lying
Lyingness by Octavian April 2, 2018

lovingleoss 

really cool editor and super funny. really big minecraft fan along with tmnt and south park. he uses video star
“hey did you see that BANGER lovingleoss edit??”

“which one?”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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