A apparent fierce, impressive and honest woman But is actually living in a fantasy, can't tell the truth about what she had for breakfast and dates different men at the same time telling each she loves them as she's got serious dad issues
Also can't box for shit despite claiming she wins matches for charity
The Lyingness told stories that were too good to be true, even with video evidence on YouTube that proved she was lying
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'