by Jazzjazzjazz March 31, 2020
Get the Lowmeg mug.a moment in time when you are feeling extremely low or depressed.
when you just want to be left alone to wallow.
when you just want to be left alone to wallow.
"ugh my wife is having a lowment right now. i'll have to cook dinner for myself"
"why's she having a lowment?"
"she got fired from work because she stole all their stationary"
"why's she having a lowment?"
"she got fired from work because she stole all their stationary"
by SoulLessWanderer February 4, 2010
Get the lowment mug.One who enters omegle with the intention of confusing, annoying, irritating, and generally being an all round asshole to the rest of the omegle community.
We are to omegle, what punk'd is to mtv...except not shit.
We are to omegle, what punk'd is to mtv...except not shit.
Lolmegler in action.
Cybermon...I choose you!
Emailed in by one of our readers, Kien.
Stranger: ash?!
You: Hi wana
Stranger: battle??
Stranger: YES
You: k
You: i send charizard
Stranger: k i send out tauros
Stranger: Tauros uses tackle….
You: charizard uses flamethrower
You: it makes tuaros hot…..so hot that he takes off his pants and uses erection...its super effective charizard’s defence has been taken down and he is now ready to fuck tauros
You: charizard uses reach around
You: critical hit
You: Tuaros uses growl….except instead he orgasms
You: i really just wated to cyber, but this battle is just as good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cybermon...I choose you!
Emailed in by one of our readers, Kien.
Stranger: ash?!
You: Hi wana
Stranger: battle??
Stranger: YES
You: k
You: i send charizard
Stranger: k i send out tauros
Stranger: Tauros uses tackle….
You: charizard uses flamethrower
You: it makes tuaros hot…..so hot that he takes off his pants and uses erection...its super effective charizard’s defence has been taken down and he is now ready to fuck tauros
You: charizard uses reach around
You: critical hit
You: Tuaros uses growl….except instead he orgasms
You: i really just wated to cyber, but this battle is just as good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Excerpt from lolmegle.com
by lolmegler October 18, 2009
Get the lolmegler mug.Low grade ustd dick that has been used, beaten, recycled and tenderized to the point of no return. A useless cock.
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#2- I don't mess with that lowmeata, he's one anal snotbox short of a brown noser.
#2- I don't mess with that lowmeata, he's one anal snotbox short of a brown noser.
by BuckIt Love July 7, 2019
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by Kisander November 27, 2020
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