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Loveslip 

A loveslip is defined as when a person accidentally defecates while having intercourse.
Prima: I was with Rebecca last night and I accidentally pooped myself a little.
Segunda: Yeah, I've had a few loveslips before, too.
Loveslip by rexEdwardus August 29, 2010
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Loveship 

The magical combination of friendship and love. Can be in a relationship, platonic, between opposite sexes, or the same sex.
They loved each other so deeply, and their friendship was so solid, that what they had could only be defined as loveship.
Loveship by Kate Charlton March 25, 2009

Loveship 

Usually comes after a Flirtationship. A loveship is when two people both want to take it to the next step (a relationship) but it's not the time and the two people are saving themselves for each other, no matter how long it takes. Examples of the main obstacles that keep people from taking it to the next step are distance, age, or if they're simply not ready. Some loveships tend to fall back down to a flirtationship, some loveships will completely fall apart due to the people getting impatient or falling in love with someone else but most Loveships have lasted, due to the main key which is to have patience. Or it can be a combination of both a flirtationship and a loveship (when two people are really into each other but they just want to wait it out before moving on to a relationship, generally, there's nothing preventing them from moving it to the next level).
Girls Friend: Hey, did you see Tom and Kaitlyn?
Guys Friend: yeah! They said that they're going to remain in a loveship before taking it to the next level.
Girls Friend: oh that's understandable.
Loveship by Please.Master.Yes.Master September 4, 2017

Reverse Cowgirl Hurricane Loveship 

A sex position where the female is on top of the male; this takes place in a bathtub or jacuzzi. The female sways her arms above her head while spraying water from the bath or jacuzzi while thrusting her hips in a circular motion on the male's penis, simulating a hurricane sensation. The male rocks his hips back and forth during this to emphasize the stimulation for maximum pleasure. This move is very, very wet.
Shelly surprised me with the Reverse Cowgirl Hurricane Loveship last night...we got so wet, it was AWESOME!

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice 

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words
Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

lovestipation 

An inability to behave romantically out of some sort of fear of looking weak, or of getting ridiculed, or of only wanting to say certain things to or do certain things with "the one" and feeling dubious about the current significant other being it.
Jack was experiencing lovestipation with Mary to the point of treating her as a mere acquaintance in public even after a full year of dating, but he got over it by the time they got married.
lovestipation by minagica January 13, 2015

Loverlips 

Sarcastic name you now use to describe your douchy friend who never hangs out with you anymore, since he now has a steady girlfriend.
Douche:

"Hey guys, do you want to hang out and watch the game tonight?" "Sarah is out with her parents."

Guys:
"Not tonight Loverlips, we have other plans!"
Loverlips by Tonytoys February 18, 2013
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