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cold lotion
Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013
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Lithiumlockedyou
A infamous roblox user hated on for finding a method to lock accounts and with that power locking accounts because he is too invested in his own ego to understand how other people feel. Most accounts locked are usually sold accounts and most of his cronies also believe they are "lockers".
Peson1: Hey have you heard of LithiumLockedyou before
Person2: That retard needs to get a hobby. Account lockers think they're the shit.
Person2: That retard needs to get a hobby. Account lockers think they're the shit.
Lithiumlockedyou by Lil peep official September 1, 2023
Spreading the lotion
4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020
Jerkin's Lotion
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
Jerkin's Lotion by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
Amazin Lethi
Amazin Lethi also known as 'Amazin', Amazin Le Thi, Lethi and the 'Amazing' Amazin Lethi - Is the first Asian Bodybuilder of Vietnamese background in the entertainment industry. She has been honored by the Vietnamese American National Gala (VANG) 'The Oscars for the Vietnamese Community' for her contribution to the Asian American community and her unique status in the entertainment industry. She is a multi-media celebrity personality with many strings to her bow.
Amazin is an accomplished published author, fashion designer with her friend Toan Nguyen the most famous fashion designer from Vietnam, bodybuilder, Hollywood actress, TV personality, director/producer and super celebrity brand plus much more.
She is also currently the 'Fitness Guru' for the 1st 24/7 Asian American Network 'ImaginAsian TV' based in New York. Her features on the channel newsletter 'ialink' reach over 10million readers a month.
Amazin is an accomplished published author, fashion designer with her friend Toan Nguyen the most famous fashion designer from Vietnam, bodybuilder, Hollywood actress, TV personality, director/producer and super celebrity brand plus much more.
She is also currently the 'Fitness Guru' for the 1st 24/7 Asian American Network 'ImaginAsian TV' based in New York. Her features on the channel newsletter 'ialink' reach over 10million readers a month.
Amazin Lethi by Soni T September 15, 2007
Lathika
Lathika is a very honest and pretty girl. She is super pretty and everyone loves her. She is super popular and she pulls so many girls. Many people are jealous of her and she is a god at anything. She is reliable and trustworthy. God makes very few people like her and she's gifted. Boys dream to get married to her. The main ones are like Lathika Suresh and they are really hot and like gods.
OMG!! That's Lathika Suresh, I wish i get married to her. She is so hot and the best person in the world.
Lathika by Lathika's fan December 10, 2019
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murderhobo
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