Lopader

A person that wipes from back to front.

You pervertedly looked in the bathroom and you found out you friend was LOPADER.

by Josh Samuels March 30, 2003

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

soil loader

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.

Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"

by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022

soil loader

'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.

I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders

by gookmetz February 9, 2022

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

by joshua September 29, 2003

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019