Wipes
To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."
Wipes by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022
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shit of a thousand wipes
when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
shit of a thousand wipes by Lunicus January 29, 2007
Mansion Wipes
A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.
Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!
Mansion Wipes by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017
Ghost wipes
The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
Ghost wipes by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009
70 Wipes
justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.
70 Wipes by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008