pervertedly

Taking an action in some sort of corrupt sexual activity

Tommy was peeking through the hole in the wall while pervertedly fondling his cock.

by El Chapó June 18, 2018

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

perverted gentleman

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy

1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

by wtf123321ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2009

perverted sentimentality

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

by Bud E. June 2, 2018

perverted-justice.com

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010