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Lonnies is when your underwear (or shorts, or pants) rides up too far into your butt or crotch causing discomfort. Lonnies are very similar to a wedgie, except Lonnies happen on their own without someone pulling on your underwear. They usually happen while walking, jogging, or running causing your underwear and/or shorts to ride up into your crevices. Or, after sitting awkwardly causing your underwear to wedge between your crack and then standing up to walk.

( this word with this definition might only be a Youngstown, Ohio or black midwesterner slang. Also, this term is usually used by females but males use it too.)

I've asked several people in different cities if they knew this meaning of the word but they didn't. I asked several people from Youngstown and they all knew the meaning. Therefore, this may be a regional or cultural word. Or both.
Ex. 1. "I hate these shorts, I get Lonnies every time I get out the car!"

Ex. 2. Friend one: stands up, takes right hand and reaches around her back with her pointer finger and thumb, grasp shorts or pants (and underwear) closest to butt crack, proceeds to pull outward and downward..
Friend two: jokingly, "ugggh girl, you digging. You know a shower will take care of that!"

Friend one: "stop playing, I got Lonnies.

Ex. 3. Person 1: why are you walking like that?
Person 2: I got Lonnies!
Person 1: dig them out.
Person 2: Ill wait till I get to the car, someone might be looking!
Lonnies by elldee2003 June 23, 2013
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Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

linniesexual 

Based on a published psychoanalysis essay, Linniesexual is a term used to describe the tendency to gravitate towards romantic figures that fall under the father figure archetype, whilst completely dismissing any gender specifications in terms of sexuality, but rather the personality of the partner themselves.

The word “Linnie” comes from the German word ‘linie’ which translates to line in english.
“She suffered an incredibly traumatic childhood, I’m confident that she is linniesexual considering that she only dates older men.”
linniesexual by britneyspearsxd August 28, 2022

linniesexual 

Linniesexual is a term used on a published psychoanalysis essay about a victim of childhood emotional trauma. It is used to describe the pull or attraction to people who are considered to be more dominant than average. Linniesexual comes from the german world ‘linie’ which means line. A person who’s considered to be linniesexual can’t differentiate the line between fantasy and reality in terms of how involved a partner is in their life. A linniesexual would see kidnapping as a form of affection.
I’m definitely confident that she is linniesexual, considering that her partner controls her life.
linniesexual by angelinmeow August 31, 2022
The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak
Sexy & Built .. Lonnie is the one to be with.
Lonnie by Alecia Morgan August 18, 2013

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

lonniece 

Lonniece is a very shy girl. She's pretty ,anti social and usually quiet but once you get to know her , you won't forget her . She's a keeper and she alway thinks she is right . Watch out for her though , they quiet ones are the craziest .
"Do you know lonniece?

"Yeah , how could I not? She was the quiet , pretty girl."
lonniece by Jaybayjay June 17, 2016
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