Longshoe

Noun. Synonymous with the word "pimp". One who keeps a "hen house" or "coop" of "bitches/hoes" which turn "tricks" handing over most if not all of their profit in exchange for marketing (a Longshoe provides the clientele or the location to solicit clientele if engaged in street prostitution), leadership (The Longshoe provides all necessities such as a home, food, clothing, nails, hair, medical attention, contraceptives and most importantly illicit drugs. A Longshoe must make sure his bitches stay high as addiction gives the Longshoe control over the relationship. Often times the Longshoe assumes the role of an abusive father figure when cultivating a new trick to bind the relationship. Because of this pseudo-paternal relationship the hoe often times refers to the Longshoe as "daddy") and protection (both physical and legal) It is the Longshoe's responsibility to make sure that his hoe's are not beaten or abused in any way by clientele or rival pimps or prostitutes (although beatings utilizing a stretched out hangar or the back of the hand may be frequently dealt by the Longshoe for purposes of keeping the bitch "in-line" when she's been "schem'in") and to make sure his hoes stay out of jail (this includes providing the payment of bail and sometimes the procurement of legal representation).

Ya see that nigga's threads! Motherfucker sportin Sharkskin kicks! Nigga must be the Longshoe of the century to dough-up for vines like that!

Longshoe by Suvonoge August 15, 2008

longshot 

When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.

I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.

longshot by Lilian8 October 2, 2006

Longshot 

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

Longshot by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020

Longshot 

When a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman's breast, face, eye, etc.

I can't believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.

Longshot by Grimm1313 November 3, 2012

longshotting 

(verb)

1: Someone succeeding, despite all probable odds. Showing an impressive display of skill. Synonymous with "balling." (References the 1985 Marvel Comics character, Longshot, who briefly joined The Uncanny X-men)

Samuel was longshotting last night when he beat an entire team of prestige players all by himself in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Junot Diaz was longshotting in 2008 when he won the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.

longshotting by greyghost1779 July 26, 2011

Longshore 

In a football game, when your team is on a potential game-tying or game-winning drive with less than 3 minutes remaining, your quarterback throws a very obvious interception to the other team, guaranteeing a loss.
See Longshore, Nate.

Under pressure, the quarterback pulled a Longshore by throwing to his wide receiver who had triple coverage, but his pass was intercepted and run the other way for a touchdown.

Longshore by Oski December 29, 2007

Longshoreman 

the hardest working people on the Boston waterfront!

"wow they work as hard as a longshoreman!"

Longshoreman by hooker2 March 19, 2012