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Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010

lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).
A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."
lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010

Lollerderby 

Hilarity on wheels. But elbowing someone in the face at the same time.
OMFG, it was a total lollerderby when Chris asked if Mario keeps all those coins in his hat.
Lollerderby by Dredyn February 18, 2009

lolzercise 

*guy with small p33n walks in*
*girl lolzercises at his small p33n*
girl: "damn! i just lost 20 pounds!"
lolzercise by Shit0nMyDick January 21, 2009

lollercake 

when you laugh at something lame, and you suddenly have a urge to eat cake.
<person a> : guess what?
<person b> : what?
<person a> : chicken butt.
<person b> : .......lollercake.
lollercake by silver_ September 22, 2006

Lollernade 

1. A Xbox360 based clan. LollerNades is frequently abbreviated with a LN.

2. Shouted before saying something completely random and funny, usually in a quiet situation.

3. A different version of the words like "lollerskates and roflcopter.
1. "OmFg. I got pwnzors by the LollerNades on xbl."

2. d00d: Lollernade! *pause* TITS.
Everyone else: ROFLCOPTER. He said tar tits.
Lollernade by LN Temjin22 February 15, 2008